Maybe it's cause I'm a easy going funny guy but I usually get warnings.

First bad ticket I got I was trying to catch up with a old teacher for a college recommendation. I was about a half mile behind on a 2 mile straight away. Topped the hill at around 120 and seen a light blue stripe on a white car and slammed on the brakes. I just pulled over before he even turned the lights on. He complimented my brakes sAying his radar first read over 120 and when it read again it was at 98. He asked me what my hurry was I explained and he said well I can't just let ya off. Gave me a simple speeding ticket for 95 in a 55.
Next one was 70 in a 45 on my way to teach a karate class and was running late. The trooper asked if I had on my seat belt and I said "well I got no reason to lie to ya. No sir I didn't" he laughed and wrote me a ticket for seat belt and said don't let me catch ya again.
Best stunt I got away with was coming home showing off for a car full for friends I came to 4 cars in a row going about 54. I was already running 80 so I just dropped it down a few gears and came by the last one at around 130 mph. The front car was a sherriff. I just pulled in the first driveway and waited. He didn't even even come to the window. His first words were out of the car and come back here. Figured it was jail time. He asked WTF was I doing. I told him being a dumb ***. he said boy did you not see the sherriff on the back. I told em no sir.. I was going too fast. He asked well what about the big star on the side. I told him yes sir. That's when I hit my brakes. He laughed and told me to gtfo of his sight.