Needed to livin' it up here.


Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put
up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry
and Proctology." ?

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the
doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors." ?

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to
satisfy the council they changed the sign to
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go. ?

Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again. ?

Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Still not good. ?

Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds."
Unacceptable again. ?

So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." No way. ?

"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope. ?

"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh. ?

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. ?

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it. ?

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up
with ?

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."