>Dear Tech Support:
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
>lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
>itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
>activity.
>
>Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and
Fishing

>7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
>selected.
>
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run

>my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
>7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
>
>Please help!
>
>Thanks,
>A Troubled User
>
>(SEE REPLY BELOW)
>______________________________________
>
>REPLY:
>
>Dear Troubled User:
>
>This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.
>
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
>is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING

>SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
>impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
>impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
>once installed.
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
>not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
>Warnings-Alimony/Child-Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and
>work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
>application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
>system will return to normal anyway.
>
>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
>Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
>3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
>happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
>purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0
!
>
>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With
Short

>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause

>irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
>Best of luck,
>Tech Support