My encounter with the typical mustang owner outside of a Napa

[beingblueeyes]

So I’m at the local Napa looking for a pulley puller to get the crank harmonic balancer/pulley off on my 5.3 project motor. After looking around and them not having one I started chewing the fat with the guys behind the counter, I’m a reg in there and know everyone who works there. I was bullshitting then all of a sudden this older red neck came in and started swearing and giving the guys behind the counter a hard time about something having to do with paint and them not being able to mix it to his "special specifications" so the guy I was talking to went on brake so we both went outside to continue our conversation with out the verbal droning that was going on inside. I was in the middle of talking to the guy about this nice last gen that came out NA 240 that a local owns and this is how it went

Me: I wonder how I would do against that 240
Napa guy: I don’t know he’s a local who’s family has a ton of money
(Red neck comes out)
Red neck: I’ll race you, what you got
me: that red chevy truck
red neck: you want to race people in that led sled?!?!
me: yea I would like to see how I would do
red neck: I would be in your wallet so quick, and leave you so fast from the line I could meet you on my way back
me: is your car stock?
red neck: yep. What do you have that lard ass of a truck
me: a lsx motor
red neck: yea. So your saying its slow, those motors are junk
me: ok..Ill race you
Napa guy: I want to know how it go’s
Me: ok, ill be right back

So the red neck names the spot, I jump back into my truck. The red neck gets into his car and dose a huge one wheel burn out as he takes off at a high rate of speed down the hill and I lose sight of him. So I show up to the race spot he named that is less then 1/2 a mile from Napa and nothing, he’s no were to be found. Now I’m wondering how would I do vs a stock 88 mustang 5.0 with a 5 speed and a open diff??

[Botlfed]

after you smoke his ass, beat him to the white meat.

[CHEVROLADE]

dude i laughed hard when i read that he did that one wheel burnout in the parking lot,,typical stang owner lmao damm u wouldve smoked em,stangs are slow

[beingblueeyes]

Yea I’m sure ill run into him again. It’s a very small town less then 4000 people

[Chevy-Art]

I would like to see this race, and then later hear the excuses.

[sloCaddy]

one tire fire!

[bud8fan]

doesnt look like he wanted a ass whoopin after all...

[QuikBlack06]

if that mustang is auto youd definitely smoke em but if its standard and the guy can drive i still think youd pull on him...but it all depends on how well that 5.0 was taken care of haha

..I just sold my 5.0 =(

[QuikBlack06]

It would be a good race! mustang prolly cant find traction through first if he guns it. I know i couldnt haha so if you can youll get him...Very good race to see!!! 5.0s need more horsepower. The torque is there but lacking on the horses..

[molitor]

i call it ''Single Action Traction''