any body ever dated a swamp donkey?
How ugly does a chick have to be to be considered a swamp donkey.
any body ever dated a swamp donkey?
How ugly does a chick have to be to be considered a swamp donkey.
99RCSB Broke because I wasted thousands and thousands of dollars on my truck.
Never even heard of one....lolOriginally Posted by zeake
2000 Silverado ECSB- 5.3 CAI, Pacesetter LTs, ORY- Pipe, Magnaflow XL, E-fan, Ported T/B , Nelson Tuned, Built 4l60e, Circle D Stall, 3.42s G80, 2-4 Drop, Hertz Highs, Rockford 501s
2004 Buell XB12s
No swamp donkey.
I have gone hoggen.
Step 1. crus at it.
Step 2. get a hammer.
Step 3. torch it.
Guilty
2013 CC 5.3
81 C10 LS1 project
Mike, I thought your truck was too tall for the fat chicks to jump in???Guilty
Jake, I have KNOWN Swamp Donkeys and called a girl that name to her face before, on accident--but thankfully she had no idea what it meant.
But yeah man, she has gotta be rather large (tall and fat), usually looks like a lesbian, has no real defined female physical features, crusty hair, etc. As stated before, please consult the pics of Garrisson' mom.
2000 ECSB 6.0L
TORQUER V2 CAM ● COMP 918's ● 7.4 HARDENED PUSHRODS ● K&N SERIES 77 CAI ● 80mm BBK ●PACESETTER LT HEADERS AND 3'' ORY ● SUPER 40 FLOW ● 3000 STALL ● 4.10s ● BUILT 80e ● VORTEC PERFORMANCE TUNE ● MSD 8.5mm PLUG WIRES● ELEC. CUTOUT ● UD & ALT PULLEYS ● FLEX-A-LITE E-FANS ● 22" CENTERLINE STINGRAY III's ● LUND FIBERGLASS TONNEAU ● 2" LEVELING SHACKLES ● 12K HID LOWS & FOGS ● LEDs ● DEBADGED ● WHITE-FACED ESCALADE GAUGES ● KICKER 450.1 ● 2-CVR 10's ● DS60's ● K693's
They are beyond coyote ugly, for one to be a swamp donkey they have to be equipped with the following distinctions: Lazy eye, missing a front tooth both top and bottom, a mole on the tip of the nose, a female mullet, non-symmetrical boobs usually one larger and lower than the other, massive camel toe and bowlegged. Rough I know but know this, they sure are grateful.
2006 SilveradoLittle Black Bitch
Sounds like your a swamp donkey expert
2004 Buell XB12s
Spent alot of time with G's mom
2006 SilveradoLittle Black Bitch
Dont forget about tylers
2004 Buell XB12s
No she is no swamp donkey
2006 SilveradoLittle Black Bitch
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