+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11

Thread: How to call the police when you are old...

Hybrid View

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Newark, Delaware
    Posts
    343

    Exclamation How to call the police when you are old...

    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.


    George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was
    going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
    garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened
    the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in
    the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

    He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
    stealing from me.

    Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should
    lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

    George said, "Okay."

    He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

    Then he phoned the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
    people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
    them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
    Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
    residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    Don't mess with old people

    (True Story)
    -RJ
    2K2 Silverado
    Who gives a damn any way??
    Black Bear Performance Tuned
    60'-2.485
    1/8-10.324@69.82
    1/4-15.88@89.10

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    8,031
    lol just read this

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Austin Tx.
    Posts
    13,138
    hahaha awesome
    1951 3100
    1984 C10

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    THE MEAN STREETS OF OKLAHOMA
    Posts
    11,120
    good story woulda been better if i had of shot them
    THEY CALL ME G.

    AZRAEL

    2017 RZR 1000 2 SEATER
    2023 RZR 1000 XP 4
    2008 LTZ DURAMAX 3500
    2023 300S 5.7
    2023 BUICK ENCORE[/B]

    The difference between winning and losing, is having a 2nd stage.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Honeywood, Ontario
    Posts
    6,994
    ya, shoulda just shot them
    2006 Silverado
    Little Black Bitch

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    mississippi
    Posts
    930
    had to be from mississippi hu haha don mess with us
    04 1500 5.3L custom hp tuners tune by myself don have a pic of it yet so hear is my old 01 chevy 5.3 460hp 13.669 @ 116

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    College Station, TX
    Posts
    1,464
    good story, but damn i wish he woulda shot em.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    North Texas
    Posts
    12,078
    Gets better every time.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Houston
    Posts
    384
    lol thats what i'm talking about
    support JOhn Green
    2000 Yukon Xl


    2003 Sierra Denali Quadrasteer

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Paris, Texas
    Posts
    1,732
    thats a good one

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts