Other FORUMS Jokes

[OldSkool69]

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

SRTforums
- SRT's are the gods of the street, why do people still laugh at us?

Audi A4 2.8 V6 Forum:
- So-crotch puppet yah-rutabaga march we're ALL getting like 18-22mpg still-crotch puppet right guys? Okay, yup.... just checkin!

VW GTI forum:
- #$&^%* its not a Golf!

Cavalier forums:
- cut my springs and added 16 inch rims (pics)

Sunfire forums:
- cavalier are so ghey, they are pieces of crap (pics)

MR2 forums:
- guy told me my ferrari looked like crap (pics)

AE86 forums:
- got a ticket for drifting how to fight it?

Spyder Forums:
- does my hair move in the wind to much? (pics)

DSM forums:
- got a 12.9 right before it broke!

G35 forums:
- raced a Mclaren last night and beat him , foreals!

350Z forums:
- some douche in a G35 tried to race me

Skyline forums:
- got my new Skyline, drives like my old Maxima!(pics)

3000GT forums:
- need help on how to change tire, car to heavy for floor jack

Jeep forums:
- rolled trying to flex new suspension (pics)

Hyundai forum:
- some ******* in a Jeep rolled over on top of my car (pics)

Supra forums:
- broke the land speed record in my town! (pics)

Streetbike forums:
- wind noise at 200mph, how to keep it quiet?

stuntbike forums:
- ran from the ghettobird, flipped off cop (pics)

Seat forums:
- que?

M3 forums:
- a gay guy hit on me, should i punch him or invite him over?

Mercedes forums:
- help with armrest refrigerator.. not cooling enough!

Aston Martin forums:
- why the f^&* does my three hundred thousand dollar car have Ford Escort door handles?! suing! "

[Red03SilSS]

DAMN GABE!! That shit was LONG!!! bUT MADE me laugh!

[mongoose90584]

[ducky]

Haha that was pretty good man!

[graysilverado5.3]

Sorry, didn't mean to jack this thread, but here are more jokes. Their a couple more in spanish, don't know to post them up or not.

I like this kid!!!



A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting
on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls
on little TONY.




He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first
gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop
of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is
'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."




LITTLE TONY ON MATH (Part 2)





Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in
arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6",
replies TONY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f..... difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"




LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH




Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today
we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
example of a multi-syllable word?"

TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a
mouthful."

Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a
blowjob."




LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR




Little TONY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper
word to use in this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly,
and I will allow you to go."

Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an
eight, but if you had bigger boobs, you'd be a TEN!"




LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)




One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher
asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful"
in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
"My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful
in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called
on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher
reluctantly called on little TONY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my
father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f......
beautiful!'"



LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER





Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one
candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him
said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will
give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107
years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at
a time?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f.......
business.

[Red03SilSS]

I DAMN NEAR FELL ON THE F* FLOOR LAUGHING AT THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!

[FLATOP08]

Thats some funny shit

[02CHEV]

thats funny