killed an f 150...in the ext cab lol

[Botlfed]

So idk if some of you know or not but ive been driving a bone stock 2001 ecsb silverado, and i mean bone stock it even has the stock filter anyways theres this guy at work...yes i said work i actually have a job now...anyways this tard is always sayin how his 03 F150 quad cab is the shizzle, how its "chipped" with exhaust, CAI and a "programmer" he was mouthin wanting to race my black truck....i told him wasnt gonna happen, he's all nah man the new 5.3s get me by a few so it wont be that bad.....i wish i had a picture of this moooron cus describing wont do justice, fat kid no teeth and a camo hat......anyways i told him his pile couldnt even outrun my stock ass ext cab....of course i had no idea, because this ext cab is GUTLESS, anyways he's like O'bull ill smoke that ole trueack, i say after work we'll line up then sound good...well after work we line em up he's got it pulled down into 1 of course cus that helps...honks it off and i pull a length on him outta the hole and easily get 5-6 trucks ahead by the end and of course after i slow down to the speed limit he blows by gets about 7 or more lengths ahead by which this time he's gotta be close to topping out and i see nothin but black smoke i see him the next day at work and he's all hey man you know anyone with a 5.4 mine took a shit pure awesomesauce

[SLO TRUCK]

HAHAHA THATS A GOOD kill

[Botlfed]

yea i told him to go down to the chevy lot

[danger_ranger83]

[11 6.2]

That is truly amazing!!!lol

[ducky]

LOL good kill. But seriously try not to BS too much at work, I dont want you getting fired from McDonalds.

[DamnYankee]

I'm going to Snooky punch you for the simple fact that posted about beating a Ford.

[farmtruc]

I call bs on this, you're not even allowed to drive!

[DamnYankee]

No - that's "dive" - he's not allowed to DIVE.

(click "dive" for basis of joke)

[Botlfed]

YOU SOB.... i hate you you just had to go there