Okay,

So my wife and I are driving down the road and we get behind some whatever, whatever SUV. Its got snowskies on the cargo carrier and has a Colorado license plate. So I'm looking at the customized license plate and trying to figure out what its supposed to read:

FORSKIN.....

I started dying and my wife looks at me, I point and finally get out "license plate" - hehhehahhaha

She just looks at me...

I wanted to point them toward the nearest urologist....but you know - couldn't see one close... he he he