Ya ever have one of those times when you look in your mirror and there's a officer RIGHT behind you and you have no clue where they came from? That was me today on the way home. A couple seconds after I see the lights in my mirror, they turn on, so I pull off the shoulder. I'm sitting there and here he comes. Oh wait it's a she. Out of respect for my wife, I'll just say she was very attractive. Asks if I know why she pulled me over and I almost said "my friends are paying you?" but I refrained and just said "no, I didn't think I was speeding". She said, "no, I saw you more over two lanes pretty rapidly but with no signal". I laughed and said that was funny because usually my wife has to tell me to turn it off because I always leave it on. She starts laughing and says wait here, and leaves with my stuff. I texted Virgil and said this smokin Sheriff has me pulled over...lol. Here she comes with my stuff and says "I'm letting you off because you're cute and I'm in a good mood". I said well I'm glad your eyesight is off and I'm glad you're in a good mood"...She laughed and said have a good day...I pulled away and forgot all about signaling when I merged into traffic. lol

Had me all discombobulated.