Wow I found my new favourite

Lord knows you're old enough to be

It wasn't that hard to get your mom to sleep with me when I was 10 yrs old. I just walked up to a random street corner, gave her $7.00 and said lets do this. :dancenana:

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Originally Posted by txarkitekt

It wasn't that hard to get your mom to sleep with me when I was 10 yrs old. I just walked up to a random street corner, gave her $7.00 and said lets do this. :dancenana:

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You got ripped. She only charged me a pack of Marlboros.

Marlboros, come on she's got more class than that.

Parliaments?

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Originally Posted by WARLOCK

I drove a volvo s70 back from kansas city last week. 4cyl turbo. Very nice car and drove and pulled great.

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Sorry bro, but those S70's had only 2.4/2.5 liter I5's in em, with and without turbos. Trust me, I owned a 98 S70 before I bought my Silvy in April. Very problematic car tho, especially for only having a 100k on it. I replaced a lot of parts on that thing, but it was still a nice car imo

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Originally Posted by GasGuzzler

Not sure there is a Nordic invention or mass-produced product that matters in the grand scheme of things.

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Well they created the 3 point seatbelt, seatbelt pretensioners, the rear-facing child seat, and lest we forget, light bulb monitors. And just for fun, lets throw in the old trusty Nordictrac cross country skiing machine. :lol: And the Swedish women are a rather nice export, too :drool:

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Originally Posted by Mang213

And the Swedish women are a rather nice export, too :drool:

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Yes SIR. :naughty:

my mom has a 05 s60R Volvo and its a v6 turbo and its pretty quite. some turbo lag but once it kicks in it takes off pretty good

The S60R's are great cars, especially if you get the AWD. They WILL shock a few people with LS motors if your not careful