The STUPIDEST thing someones ever asked you or told you 'bout your truck.

Not ten mins ago i got out at the gas station, 2 guys sitting on a bench, 1 says trucks gotta miss, i kinda chuckled and said yea bout 8 of em, then i go inside (trucks still running) the guy behind the counter says truck sounds mean man, i say yea its all bark no bite, oh ya gotta small cam and exhaust. Yea i say, he kinda smirks and say you might bs those 2 outside but i know better, i start laughing and say it only has about 500 rwhp on the juice, Jesus Christ ! :lol: gotta love small town country folk.

Which station so I can go screw with them?

Hahah tj's

Of course.

North texas tbss fooled a local meet once endkess can chime in... Said his trailblazer was a i6 bored to 5.3. Maybe he can tell it better.

Questions arent stupid anymore in my case being the odd ball but, "hey man your ridin the hell outta that clutch!" I just said really im tone deaf and cant hear!

& smells like a boat, how'd you do that!

Im sure everyone with exclusion of okla guys gets the cats legal question that one becomes annoy!

my inlaws neighbor said the other day said "your truck was the best sounding six he ever heard, hell I got some glasspsks on my ol chevy here and dont sound near that good!" All in boomhowar language... I just said they out lot more thought in a 6 these days ... :dancenana:

At our local corner store.. Get down leave truck running. Go to get back in the truck. Middle age guy says: trucks sounds good
Me: thanks
Him: what size engine
Me: 6.0
Him: sweet bored out 350
Me: nope its the LS 6.0 364cc
Him: did you buy it with that engine
Me: naw. It came with a 4.8, I swapped it out for the 6.0
Him: what size carburetor
Me: it's fuel injected
Him: hmm have a good day
Me: you too

Took the truck for its emission testing. The guy gets in and pulls it into the testing area and runs the test. As he is handing me my "Pass" sticker he tells me the alternator is whining. I figured I probably shouldn't tell him it has two turbos, no cats, no rear O2s, No EGR, two fuel pumps and injectors that are 3 times bigger than stock.

Jeff

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Originally Posted by Mhotrodscooter

At our local corner store.. Get down leave truck running. Go to get back in the truck. Middle age guy says: trucks sounds good
Me: thanks
Him: what size engine
Me: 6.0
Him: sweet bored out 350
Me: nope its the LS 6.0 364cc
Him: did you buy it with that engine
Me: naw. It came with a 4.8, I swapped it out for the 6.0
Him: what size carburetor
Me: it's fuel injected
Him: hmm have a good day
Me: you too

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Wow I almost had that exact comversation at a gas station about my camaro...its an LS2 and some guy asked if it was bored out from a 350....LOL

I have another,

I walk into a gas station after putting 20 bucks in my Camaro, guys asks,
"your going to sell that" car?
me "no, why?"
guy " that thing must suck some fuel"
me "its not to bad , gets 22 on the highway"
guy "oh it must be cammed, that lets it breath better, how fast can it go?"
me "well it traps 132 in the 1/4 and runs a 10.22"
guy " Yeah thats not bad considering ALL THE IMPORTS AROUND RUNNING 9's"

I stopped right there laughed my ass off out loud!!! and walked out.

(ACE hardware) Oh man you must have put a carb on that thing. cuz it sounds like one.

this is what i get the most.....when i was cammed only

"Hey once your done modding your truck what should it hit?"

ME: probly a 12

HIM: thats all?

ME:yea

HIM: shouldnt hit a 9 or 8 shouldnt it "

lmfao...and i already know why they say it should hit a 9 ...u can blame the damm Fast and Furious movies