Naw fool, I wasn't making fun at all. I do like those cars. Especially the GS. They look pretty good, but I am not into the 4 door car thing yet. Honestly, after reading your post, I went on AutoTrader and found an 01 Regal LS with 78k LOADED for about $4500. Not a bad price.
But I was going for mpgs, I would do a 1997 Honda Civic HX coupe. It has no balls, but it gets 44 hwy mpgs..