so my girlfriend and i were playing this game with my other friends. its really childish, but we do it when we are bored. its hide and seek with cars;two cars, 25 minutes to find the other car, 3 hints. anyway we were about to go and find the other car (im sure we were speeding because our time was almost up), and we turned into this dry cleaning place, went around the back, then came around the other end because we didnt see them back there. right when we got back out to turn back on the main road, we see a cop slide it into the drive to go behind the dry cleaning place we were just about to come out of. my girlfriend and i both see him and she goes "oh shit david fucking go" so i punch it, and go one block down and take a left, right as i do that, we see him come out on the other end and haul ass after us. we made a bunch of rights and lefts (because i know my town like the back of my hand) and then pulled into my neighbors house with a carport. there house was for sale, so it was cool. we shut the truck off, sprint inside, turn our outside house lights off, and go look through the window. we see him slowly creep by my house with the spotlight only on my house, and not the neighbors. it was sooo damn funny.
THEN. about two hours later, we wanted to swing by my girlfriends house to get some clothes, then go by blockbuster. so we got over to her house no big deal. but when we were leaving we had to pass the police station to get to main street. after we got past and up to the light to take a left, a cop was coming up way back behind me, he sees me turn left, so he intentionally runs the light and gets behind me. i set my cruise control on 35 mph down main street and head to blockbuster, right as i pass this one street, i see another cop turn and get behind the first cop, so by this time, im like fuck just let me get to blockbuster.
i turn right after a yield sign onto a two lane road, and i dont take the inside lane, i take the outside lane, right after i do that BOOM, he flips his lights, pulls me right over. fucking loser cop said i didnt signal and just jumped out to the outside lane when i turned after the yield sign. he gives me a warning, but heres the best part. right after he gave me the warning, hes like, "sir were you driving behind the dry cleaning place about 45 min ago" and i was like "no sir i just pulled into boerne from corpus about 15 minutes ago, i went and dropped my stuff off at my house, picked up my girlfriend and was heading to blockbuster." and he was like, "are you sure sir?" and i said "yep" and he was like "ok goodnight"
it was so damn funny and such an adrenaline rush the whole time. damn i love to piss these cops off.
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