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    Joke of the day

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders
    of nature through such innocent eyes.
    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
    attention.
    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are
    those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father
    replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy
    Longlegs,'
    her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the
    little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute
    and innocent question he replied
    'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
    then
    took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we' re not having
    any of that Brokeback Mountain **** in our garden.......

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    HAHAHAHHA...DAMN that was funny
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    I loved that! It was so funny!

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    Thats just funny.
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    It should have read:

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders
    of nature through such innocent eyes.
    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
    attention.
    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are
    those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father
    replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's Jeff,'
    her father answered. 'So, the other one is Jeff's wife?' the
    little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute
    and innocent question he replied
    'No dear. The one on top is Jeff. The other one is Ricky.''
    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
    then
    took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we' re not having
    any of that Brokeback Mountain **** in our garden.......

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    hahaha very funny

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    i like tylers version better
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    Quote Originally Posted by lamborado View Post
    i like tylers version better
    because it involves 2 men? FAG!!!! At least tyler pictures me on top and Ricky to be the bitch

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    I don't picture ANYTHING. I just wanted to involve you in one of your daily activities...

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    That's funny...

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