Economic Stimulus Payment clearly explained...

[MYSHTBX]

Now here's an explanation we can all get our arms around.....



This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


"Q. Where will the government get this money? "
A. From taxpayers.


"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? "
A. Only a smidgen.


"Q. What is the purpose of this payment? "
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? "
A. Shut up."


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:


-If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

-If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

-If you purchase a computer it will go to India.

-If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).

-If you buy a car it will go to Japan.

-If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.



We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (American Microbrews ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

[TATERNATOR]

I'm using mine to buy long tube headers

[COWL327]

LMAO! so true!

[ducky]

Buy Local!

[Chevytruck]

I'm gonna buy a set oh heads from someone in Maryland and then send them to WCCH. That's how I'm spending my cash that I gave away.

[Red03SilSS]

How much are we getting for Obama stimulis plan? I read somewhere that it was going toward roads, new construction ect... not the taxpayers like bush's.

[LsxCody]

im gettin a new cam, and maybe some head work or nitrous lol

[SLO TRUCK]

i think if your getting any at all depends on a few factors.

[LsxCody]

i think thats two different plans but i might be wrong

[Show&Go]

So basically the only thing we can still "buy american" are performance parts for our own trucks? WOW didnt think that a hobbie could help the economy. Now ALLEN if I spend money at your shop you haft to promise to BUY AMERICAN with it!