Corrupt a wish

[AFSP1211]

The purpose is to make a wish, but have the next poster grant it, but corrupt it (eg. poster1: I wish my feet had jet engines in them, poster2: granted, but you can't turn them off). He in turn can make a new wish.
Let's see where this goes

I'll start:
I wish my truck had a new engine

[banker099]

granted, your truck gets a 1.6 dohc honda motor....with vtec

i wish i had a car to drive everyday so i dont have to drive my truck all the time

[sprayedenali]

granted, here is your new car...
i wish my dads truck was 2wd so i could have more fun in all this snow!

[AFSP1211]

granted, your truck gets a 1.6 dohc honda motor....with vtec

i wish i had a car to drive everyday so i dont have to drive my truck all the time

Granted, Your truck has been replaced with a 76 Pacer
I wish I could buy an ls2 for under $2k

[banker099]

granted, here is your new car...
i wish my dads truck was 2wd so i could have more fun in all this snow!

granted....here is your dads truck


i wish for infinite wishes

[SCIV]

Granted, but you can only wish for man love.

I wish my project was finished.

[sprayedenali]

granted, but you immediately have to sell it
i wish for my truck to be not so slow

[ducky]

granted. it sells for 800 bucks

[Weirdguy]

i wish for my truck to be not so slow

Granted... But the motor blows in a spectacular display of destruction.


I wish for unlimited uncorruptible wishes.

[sprayedenali]

granted, but your wishes will already be corrupt!
i wish for enough money after christmas to buy a cam kit!!