I never thought this would happen..... One of my professors is foreign and HOT!! Trouble is, I can't pay attention to the class lectures cuz I'm usually eye-humping her. Suggestions?
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I never thought this would happen..... One of my professors is foreign and HOT!! Trouble is, I can't pay attention to the class lectures cuz I'm usually eye-humping her. Suggestions?
Pics or bs lol
x2 on pics please we need to do a little eye humping too
X2! ^^
Try a tape recorder?? Then listen to them later?
Put it to her. Do a good enough job that you don't need to study or pay attention. Get an A regardless.
NO ONE LOSES.
This the one you told me about a while ago?? If so i still havent seen pics so im gonna have to call B.S.
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by Frenchy
Sums up my thoughtsQuote:
Originally Posted by Frenchy
I had one that was super hot last year. Late 20s, great body, flirted with me a little. Turns out, she has three kids... from her huge black football coach husband.
I currently have a "B"......and a girlfriend :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Frenchy
Well get an A and a F buddy...Quote:
Originally Posted by jetmech
couldnt have said it better myself...Quote:
Originally Posted by Frenchy
epic win!!! hahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by ss454327
ask for some tutoring after class then break out a rag and chloroform and ask her what the rag smells like!
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by ss454327
That sounds like my buddy i used to work with lol. His GF dumped him so we headed to get some mexican food and I tried to hook him up with the waiter until we found out she had twins by a black guy lolQuote:
Originally Posted by pl4yboy
A girlfriend does not mean a thing if she aint a good one :luv:Quote:
Originally Posted by jetmech
sounds like you have done this before... you been fighting micheal jackson over the little kids too? :spit:Quote:
Originally Posted by BrutalSierra
Hell no! F michael Jackson, he was a sick pedophile!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoTaTurBo
That was a joke my friend!
:LOL: i was just messin with ya man haha mr jackson ::dancenana:Quote:
Originally Posted by BrutalSierra
the replies = greatness, heres a thought, when you sit down put on a blind fold, when she asks what youre doing, you can either say you have a sensitivity to flourescent lights and its giving you a headache, or say, your hotness is distracting me from concentration :lol: if you wear a rubber its not cheating cus no skin touches :LOL:
is this what u tell ur wife? or what she tells you? :LOL: i never cheated on my girl in the 3 years we have been together and im 19. but i tell er all the time "if u cant remember it then it didnt happen"..Quote:
Originally Posted by LamboDoNoMo
What about ball slap?Quote:
Originally Posted by LamboDoNoMo
Just don't make eye contact...Quote:
Originally Posted by pl4yboy
Just stick it in her butt. We all know that's not "real" sex. Watch in amazement as your B turns into a flurry of A's.Then tell your girl that you did it for the grades.
not married, give it time itll happen :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by NoTaTurBo
Yall dont know Bryan's GF.lol Very attractive, funny, and going to school to be an astronaut!! Def not worth the hot teacher.lol
LOL me cheating? Or u getting married?Quote:
Originally Posted by LamboDoNoMo
Well said man! But then again them teachers make you do it over and over again until you get it right :LOL: plus she will have time to get her space to get over it also :LOL:Quote:
Originally Posted by 11 6.2
Teachers are okay but i like a woman that loves to climb aboard a rocket. :)
This thread is hilarious. My major is kinesiology and I had a kines Prof last year and she would always wear those tight yoga pants and a tank top like she going to workout. That made it very hard to pay attention. Rumor has it that she was boning some student already lol
Maybe get the girlfriend in on it. Make it a team effort.
Hell yeah man! Always gotta give an A for a HARD effort! :LOL:Quote:
Originally Posted by Frenchy
These Comments are funny but isn't your semester almost over?
Yes, my semester is almost over but I've been studying REALLY HARD! :LOL: Hence the reason I haven't checked in on this thread. I love these replies tho. To sum a few things up, I do have a great girl and I couldn't cheat on her although the "team effort" would be awesome. Yes, my professor is HOT and always wears tight pants (I didn't see a panty line today so maybe she was wearing a thong :hyper2:) but I won't be "going to office hours".....at least not anytime soon.
pics or ban lol
I'd snap some pics of her but it's hard enough to pay attention to the lectures, let alone try to take pictures of her.Quote:
Originally Posted by CHEVROLADE
omg man this reminds me of armageddon! its the scene where that crazy fella climbs on the rocket and says "i just wanted to feel the POWA between my legs brotha!" :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by RedHeartbeat
My GF is a cowgirl =) barrel races etc but after 3 years she still wont wear those damn boots and cowgirl hat for me haha! :lol: