Santa stops after three hoes.
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Santa stops after three hoes.
hahaha.... gf loved that
I don't understand the big Tiger Woods fuss...all he was doing was trying to have 18 hoes.
Wow Justin. I am glad you are just now getting to these jokes. Welcome to 2 weeks ago. :thanks:Quote:
Originally Posted by pl4yboy
#14 just popped up. Speaking of 14... hows your girlfriend?Quote:
Originally Posted by txarkitekt
Your mom is doing great! She wakes me up with a smile and cooks me breakfast EVERY morning. :thanks:Quote:
Originally Posted by pl4yboy
How's the herpes?Quote:
Originally Posted by txarkitekt
In remission. I got that cured a while back after your HS girlfriend gave them to me. :spit:Quote:
Originally Posted by pl4yboy
Hey, what can I say? When i was done with her she was hungry for more?Quote:
Originally Posted by txarkitekt
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa isn't the athlete of the decade.
^^ Just as bad as Obama getting the peace prize. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by duckysbht
Oh I meant that in a good way. Tiger won by a landslide, and he should have won. What he does in his personally life shouldn't reflect what an amazing athelete he is.
Yeah personal life is his, none of my business.Quote:
Originally Posted by duckysbht
I just figured athlete of a decade would be someone who has won gold medals or something consistantly. Thats all.
Yeah true, but since there was only two(?) olympics this year and Michael Phelps was the only one that did something amazing for two events in two seasons, and Tiger was amazing every year, thats probably where the difference is in terms of the voting.
I agree Mike. Tiger is a great golfer but IMO Phelps is a better athlete. How many world records does Tiger have? Is Tiger the best in the world at 8 different events? How old was Tiger when he was ranked number 1 in the world?Quote:
Originally Posted by tanz45
If anything Lance is a better athelete then Phelps.
Touché sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by duckysbht
smoke pot and win, lose a nut a win...which is better? that is the question...
That's not the point. The point is... He only has one nut and he's still more of a man than you ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by truckinL33
I ment which athlete woud be the better one between the two situations...Quote:
Originally Posted by pl4yboy
At least you didn't deny that a man with one nut is more manly than you. The denial stage must be over.Quote:
Originally Posted by truckinL33
What ever you say playgirlQuote:
Originally Posted by pl4yboy
settle down ladies. :lol:
to answer the question:
Tiger sleeps with your mom randomly throughout the year while santa only does it once a year.
Lance has one nut AND smokes pot... that must be the secret.