Stupid People at Bars

Well I spent friday and saturday night drinking myself into oblivion with some of my closest friends and in general had a great time. But it seems every time I go out there is always "that" guy. That guy who always pisses me off, whether it be the stupid drunk who cant stand up and spills misc. alcohol on me, the one who I bump into on the dance floor and then wants to make a big deal about it, or the one who starts hitting on one of my female friends who obviously doesnt want it and cant catch a hint. Two weeks ago we were sitting in a club where they had a live band, I sitting next to my friend Jess and Steph at the little leaning post thing that was jsut wide enough to sit a drink on. This dude jumps up on there and starts dancing and shaking his **** all in our faces, I grab him by the belt and throw him off and he gets pissed like he did nothing wrong. Or the guy lat night who spilt a whole vodka and cranberry on my back at 11:30, no excuse if it was 2 maybe but 11:30 fawkin light weights who cant pace themselves. Or the stupid drunk I bumped into walking down the sidewalk who wanted to fight me but he was so drunk he didnt notice the three APD officers standing near by who took care of him. Most of the time things are alright but it jsut seems here lately Ive been having more problems.

Ducky knows what Im talking about, I ran into him at I think thirsty nickel at like 10:45 and some dude had spilt his drunk on his shirt already, Im sorry but that was funny.:laugh:

Anyway rant off, had to get it off my chest and I cant sleep worth a **** since I slept till 1pm today after getting home a 7am, but it was a good night.:)

Alcohol + dumbasses = pains in the ass.

and there's always gonna be a lot of alcohol and dumbasses out there

Haha...Cody--calm yourself, my son. :lol: You need to get to the point where you are drunk enough yourself to not care... :thumb:
Dude, you KNOW stuff like that is going to happen. It will not ever go away. You will always run into those clowns no matter where you go. I am not being a dick, but you can't control the actions of others--especially when their actions are clouded by excessive amounts of alcohol. You can't control what others do, so what is the use in getting upset over it?
Just go out like you normally do, but have a little more of a carefree attitude when dealing with drunk morons...

I just about cold cocked some moron at the bar this weekend, because he was trying to come on to my buddy's wife. She went to school with the kid, and introduced my buddy to him, and the guy was still trying. I don't think he was drunk even, but I'd had a few and for some reason (NEVER happened before), I wanted to lay the kid out.

Oh well, I just pulled her away from him over to me and another buddy, and went about the night of drinking way too much and drunk texting tyler. LMAO

Yeah, I got a text that read "BIIIIIIAAAAAATTTTCCCCCHHHHH" in the early morning hours... I was like, "Oh Damn, Stevie has had a few too many Cosmos...he's getting a little too frisky." And the best part, Steve woke up to go to his CHL class the next morning...LOL!!!!!!

And the stupid people just keep moving to Austin, I guess it's the cities slogan that brings them here: "Keep Austin Weird". I wish they would all go back where they came from.

hahaha it was ridiculous there Cody. I had two beers before I got to thirstys, walked in, met up with a girl i new. And her ****ing brother in law who I had never met gets in my face and cant even put a ****ing sentence together. He starts going off about how hes going to fight me, and he can barely stand. So I start laughing in his face because of course I was sober and he wasnt, and was like honestly do you really want this to happen. You cant even speak right now let alone keep your eyes open..

There is always some kind of drama down on 6th. I usually just keep the belligerent drinking/**** talking to parties we have at my house. I try and keep my mouth shut on 6th so I dont turn into "that" guy.

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Yeah, I got a text that read "BIIIIIIAAAAAATTTTCCCCCHHHHH" in the early morning hours... I was like, "Oh Damn, Stevie has had a few too many Cosmos...he's getting a little too frisky." And the best part, Steve woke up to go to his CHL class the next morning...LOL!!!!!!

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Jeez thats an 8 hour class too :lol:

well thats y i quit drinking about 10 yrs ago .im an ex golden glove boxer and tough man contest winner and every time i went out i always got into 1 or 2 fights ,i couldnt go anywere without someone trying too start something,the news didnt help because i would be on it and every OLD legend wanted too try on the young guy.of course i was very proud to wear my golden glove jacket out that i won .and that would rile them up too,cause they thought i wanted too fight ,they didnt realize i might of just been proud of my winnings.so after many years of having too prove myself and 1 year in jail and 7 assault charges at once ,i decided too hang up the gloves .quit drinking ,had a family and history follows.lol.so in conclusion i understand were ure coming from and itll never change ,but maybe u will.sorry too here its still like that.

I know its just part of the territory just wanted to get it off my chest.

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Haha...Cody--calm yourself, my son. :lol: You need to get to the point where you are drunk enough yourself to not care... :thumb:
Dude, you KNOW stuff like that is going to happen. It will not ever go away. You will always run into those clowns no matter where you go. I am not being a dick, but you can't control the actions of others--especially when their actions are clouded by excessive amounts of alcohol. You can't control what others do, so what is the use in getting upset over it?
Just go out like you normally do, but have a little more of a carefree attitude when dealing with drunk morons...

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lol tyler was probably the dumbass that was shaking his ass on the rail

Dude, I shake my ass everywhere I go! It gets really bad after about 10-12 beers...

There is a reason why all the guys who get out on the dance floor get all the girls;)

Oh man-the ladies love it when I shake my bon-bon out on the dance floor! A women loves it when a tall, drunk white guy gets out and shakes is ass like a moron!!!!!

Some of us are a more natural moron than the rest and don't have to try so hard to impress. :laugh:

Well, I am getting there Greg. My moron skills are not as sharped and polished as yours may be, but I will get there some day... :)

Hell I dont need to be impressive the girl just needs to be drunk.:LOL:

ROTFLMAO! Isn't that the truth????

Hell yeah Im good at picking out the drunk chick in the crowd and just rubbing my **** on her swaying back and forth. Works great, until her BF walks up.:ugh2::pow:

hahahahah wow cody.

Ive had that happen twice, wasnt fun.:laugh:

Uh...why were you rubbing your $hit on her? That is gross fool! I wouldn't want anyone rubbing poop on me! :LOL:

Haha you know what I mean, a little bump 'n grind:naughty: