your new name shall be.....Swollja Boi!!!!
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Ogre- I'm not a small guy. Abuddy of mine pointed at a chicken I was eating and said thats what ogres eat. Been called that ever since.
Cornfed- i'm a 6'3" country boy, enough said.
mongo/caveman- same as above, I have a rather sloped brow and am a hairy SOB.
I got the same thing from my dadQuote:
Tiger- dont know where that came from....my dad just called me it for years
Mine has been Brother Brad for 15+ years..hence my screen name...I was always the guy people came to if they needed anything and still do because they could depend on me..kind of like having a "brother"..it just stuck.
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Speers (last name)
teachers in school called me "one cheek" because I half assed my assignments and what not
Zeake cause this old couple that came to Hardees every day could not remember my name was jake and called me Zeake instead. No one ever calls me anything but "The Owner" cause customers can't remember my name. I get Boss Man occasionally from employees. I can't tell yall what my wife calls me. :LOL:
zebra - when i started college, i told some guys in the dorm my mom's white & dad's black... that was the result. it stuck.
Tiny...used to go to Hooters every week when i was about 15 and i was the smallest and youngest looking (looked about 12...actually still do lol) out of my friends, so the waitress started calling me that
Twitch...some girl in high school noticed that i "twitch" my lips alot or something, idk
Blondie...hate it, but if you ever saw me it'd be obvious
Jaybird or bird - first name is Jay, you can figure out the rest :duh: