Dallas County She-riff....Take Two

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05-02-2009, 01:04 PM
DamnYankee

I have a ring on - so I don't look for those things. Monkey.
05-02-2009, 01:42 PM
DBRODS

:dancenana:
05-02-2009, 05:45 PM
SLO TRUCK

Dang she is hot, that's funny. Cue the 70's porn music.
05-02-2009, 05:51 PM
PurpleMinivan

YouTube - Like a cop car/Mrs. officer
05-02-2009, 07:46 PM
GasGuzzler

Dude...

Anyway I hope Kurt doesn't like to stuff like that on purpose.
05-03-2009, 07:44 AM
nonecktribe

moze the deputy you speak of i used to work with in the jail over there...her name was svelson when i left to go to fort worth and i know she was engaged when i left so i dont know her new name...but thats funny
05-04-2009, 12:02 PM
Aphotic

Moze, when i move back to Rockwall in June i'm gone find her!
We can go Trollin one night lmao
05-06-2009, 06:18 PM
ss454327

You should have told her she was the hottest cop that ever pulled up over and said "Hey can I buy you coffee and a donut?"
05-06-2009, 06:37 PM
Botlfed

sweetness:D she needs to log on
05-08-2009, 11:27 AM
WifeOfDamnYankee

You oughtta be thanking your lucky stars the woman didn't give you a ticket (either time). You know the deal, sweetheart - we trade vehicles if you bring home another ticket. (and YOU drive the "mom" car for awhile.) :P

Yeeeah, lemme speed around in the truck & see if i can't get a male sHEriff to pull ME over... heh heh heh. "oh, officer -- may I take your picture? The boys just won't believe me if I don't".... umm hmm....

(just kiddin'... you know I love ya!)
05-08-2009, 11:36 AM
Botlfed

BWAHAHAHAHHA busted!!!!!!
05-08-2009, 12:49 PM
tanz45

HAHAHA, that was too funny.
05-08-2009, 12:51 PM
PurpleMinivan

Whoopsizzz!
05-08-2009, 01:18 PM
RedHeartbeat

I think Moze just has a secret handcuff fetish we really don't need to know about. :naughty:
05-08-2009, 02:43 PM
DamnYankee

Quote:

Originally Posted by WifeOfDamnYankee

You oughtta be thanking your lucky stars the woman didn't give you a ticket (either time). You know the deal, sweetheart - we trade vehicles if you bring home another ticket. (and YOU drive the "mom" car for awhile.) :P

Yeeeah, lemme speed around in the truck & see if i can't get a male sHEriff to pull ME over... heh heh heh. "oh, officer -- may I take your picture? The boys just won't believe me if I don't".... umm hmm....

(just kiddin'... you know I love ya!)

We trade vehicles and I'll be getting a tune, nitrous, and exhaust work done on that "mom" car. So bring it on.

Guys let's chip in and have a hot stripper dude pull my wife over. :naughty:
05-08-2009, 02:49 PM
DamnYankee

Quote:

Originally Posted by WifeOfDamnYankee

You oughtta be thanking your lucky stars the woman didn't give you a ticket (either time). You know the deal, sweetheart - we trade vehicles if you bring home another ticket. (and YOU drive the "mom" car for awhile.) :P

Yeeeah, lemme speed around in the truck & see if i can't get a male sHEriff to pull ME over... heh heh heh. "oh, officer -- may I take your picture? The boys just won't believe me if I don't".... umm hmm....

(just kiddin'... you know I love ya!)

I also don't find that your above statement is in harmony with the rules of the site:

14. Attacking Forum Moderators

Please utilize the board's Private Message function, or e-mail, if you wish to discuss a situation with a moderator. As long as you bring up your concerns maturely and civilly to the moderator or administrator in question, we will do our best to address your concerns fairly and promptly. Continued attacks to a moderator on-line will usually result in restriction for some interval from our site even for the first offense.

As a result, you've received an infraction. Three infractions and you're outta here.
05-08-2009, 02:51 PM
WifeOfDamnYankee

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnYankee

We trade vehicles and I'll be getting a tune, nitrous, and exhaust work done on that "mom" car. So bring it on.

Guys let's chip in and have a hot stripper dude pull my wife over. :naughty:

Yeah, but then mine would beat your quarter-mile time by at least 1.5 seconds.:D And I wouldn't want you to feel bad, sweetie.
05-08-2009, 02:52 PM
DamnYankee

Quote:

Originally Posted by WifeOfDamnYankee

Yeah, but then mine would beat your quarter-mile time by at least 1.5 seconds.:D And I wouldn't want you to feel bad, sweetie.

A higher ET doesn't mean you won :newbie:
05-08-2009, 02:54 PM
WifeOfDamnYankee

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnYankee

I also don't find that your above statement is in harmony with the rules of the site:

14. Attacking Forum Moderators

Please utilize the board's Private Message function, or e-mail, if you wish to discuss a situation with a moderator. As long as you bring up your concerns maturely and civilly to the moderator or administrator in question, we will do our best to address your concerns fairly and promptly. Continued attacks to a moderator on-line will usually result in restriction for some interval from our site even for the first offense.

As a result, you've received an infraction. Three infractions and you're outta here.

{sigh} :rolleyes:
05-08-2009, 03:13 PM
foggy

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/foggy_/whip.gif
05-08-2009, 04:14 PM
sierraman

hahaha...i love this site
05-08-2009, 10:43 PM
GasGuzzler

:wave: Jen.

Dang it I hope I got that right.....:newbie:
05-09-2009, 08:35 PM
Botlfed

geez nate.....yes you got it right....loser :lol:
05-09-2009, 09:37 PM
GasGuzzler

Thanks. Garrisson is the only person that can call me a loser and make me feel better. :sux2bu:
05-09-2009, 09:45 PM
RedHeartbeat

OMG, I can hear the fire engines rushing to G's house to put out the burn. :laugh:
05-09-2009, 09:51 PM
Botlfed

have i ever said how much i hate you guys..:D
05-09-2009, 09:52 PM
GasGuzzler

Yo mamma.
05-11-2009, 09:31 AM
Aphotic

$100 and a case of beer, i can get someone pulled over real quick if needed.

(by the way, my ol ladie is cracking up reading this thread)
05-11-2009, 10:30 PM
goaly_19

nice that never happens
06-01-2009, 04:16 PM
MidnightRider

Quote:

Originally Posted by TxStVanWilder

did she have a ring on??

you gotta look for these things man!!!

Alan Girls with rings on are generally easier to hit on than single chicks

Quote:

Originally Posted by WifeOfDamnYankee

You oughtta be thanking your lucky stars the woman didn't give you a ticket (either time). You know the deal, sweetheart - we trade vehicles if you bring home another ticket. (and YOU drive the "mom" car for awhile.) :P

Yeeeah, lemme speed around in the truck & see if i can't get a male sHEriff to pull ME over... heh heh heh. "oh, officer -- may I take your picture? The boys just won't believe me if I don't".... umm hmm....

(just kiddin'... you know I love ya!)

:LOL::spit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnYankee

I also don't find that your above statement is in harmony with the rules of the site:

14. Attacking Forum Moderators

Please utilize the board's Private Message function, or e-mail, if you wish to discuss a situation with a moderator. As long as you bring up your concerns maturely and civilly to the moderator or administrator in question, we will do our best to address your concerns fairly and promptly. Continued attacks to a moderator on-line will usually result in restriction for some interval from our site even for the first offense.

As a result, you've received an infraction. Three infractions and you're outta here.

:spit::deal::ban:her

way to go moze we need to get her to sign up and see if she has the squad car tape of you. lol or did she turn it off... I wouldnt mind a littel police brutality from her
06-01-2009, 04:18 PM
GMCwantsLS1

Quote:

Originally Posted by WifeOfDamnYankee

You oughtta be thanking your lucky stars the woman didn't give you a ticket (either time). You know the deal, sweetheart - we trade vehicles if you bring home another ticket. (and YOU drive the "mom" car for awhile.) :P

Yeeeah, lemme speed around in the truck & see if i can't get a male sHEriff to pull ME over... heh heh heh. "oh, officer -- may I take your picture? The boys just won't believe me if I don't".... umm hmm....

(just kiddin'... you know I love ya!)

That is great! I love this site! :tacos:
06-02-2009, 03:35 AM
pl4yboy

Quote:

Originally Posted by MidnightRider

I wouldnt mind a littel police brutality from her

You and me both.

TAG TEAM.

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