Stupid things you've done

I got married....twice :(

That must beat G !!!!

Not as good as Garrison's but here it goes. I have video of me at the beach where there was an onrushing current of water that had cut into the shoreline in a horsehoe formation. The water was pretty deep from my vantage point, so as my buddy was filming everyone else, my drunk ass decided to break into a run and do a perfect Superman dive right into that little river. My head dug right into the sand and the water only went down about a foot. We now use that incident as a unit of measurement called "Chris-deep". Classic video that I'll have to convert to digital format and post up for a good laugh

Chris deep, that is hilarious.

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Originally Posted by rkwhite61

............ I was torquing it to 106 ft lbs and not 106 ft in!!!! lol. .......

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Still not sure you learned your lesson. Should be in. lbs! haha

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Originally Posted by LamboDoNoMo

snapped an arp head bolt once, trash in the bottom of the hole. hmm stupid stuff lemme see, oh dove into the water hit a sand berm, broke my neck, walked around for 3 days trying to "pop" my neck cus it felt funny, only to realize i almost made myself a quadrapalegic, fell out of a helicopter, twice only to find out later i exploded 2 discs and broke another one, my tolerance for pain is what usually gets me into trouble :lol:

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Hahahahah not to be mean but i actually lol reading this.

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Originally Posted by 6.0vortecchevy

Hahahahah not to be mean but i actually lol reading this.

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Its cool most people do. :lol:

I'll put one up to start. Possibly more if I feel like really embarrassing myself.

Driving down the freeway going 60-70 (cant remember), I let a friend of mine go out the shotgun window and into the bed of my truck in an extended cab dodge. :sigh:

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Originally Posted by cjriojas

I'll put one up to start. Possibly more if I feel like really embarrassing myself.

Driving down the freeway going 60-70 (cant remember), I let a friend of mine go out the shotgun window and into the bed of my truck in an extended cab dodge. :sigh:

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dammit man, i cant believe you would drive a dodge.........

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Originally Posted by LamboDoNoMo

snapped an arp head bolt once, trash in the bottom of the hole. hmm stupid stuff lemme see, oh dove into the water hit a sand berm, broke my neck, walked around for 3 days trying to "pop" my neck cus it felt funny, only to realize i almost made myself a quadrapalegic, fell out of a helicopter, twice only to find out later i exploded 2 discs and broke another one, my tolerance for pain is what usually gets me into trouble :lol:

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these is all true we get beat up in marines!!

Try to build a fast truck and spending way to much money on it then loosing motivation to finish it in 100+° summer heat. That is pretty stupid.