Im having a few small children for memorial day
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Im having a few small children for memorial day
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Muah-hahahaha. Laugh it up nerds.
The weekend:
Friday night was co-chillin and getting warmed up. Hit up downtown Fort Worth, drank too much Crown, not much ass to look at (probably cause a lot went out of town), and then a late night run by Taco Cabana--can't beat Chiurzo breakfast burritos at 3 am.
Saturday: Washed the truck, washed the Honda, trimmed the shrubs, general lawn clean-up, adjusted the sprinkler system, cleaned the garage, cleaned out the gutters (nasty stuff there boys), and got sunburned. Damnit.
Saturday night: UFC in HD...had friends over and we proceeded to drink enough beer to drown a baby elephant. The recycle bin is now full to the top with only beer bottles. We ordered in Don Pablos combo fajitas and quesadillas. After polishing off 90 beers between 5 guys (the women drank some peach flavored Vodka $hit), we went up to Duke's and made complete asses of ourselves.
Sunday: Woke up around 12:30 pm and cracked open a beer. Went to Colonial golf tourney. Hung out at the Champion's Club tent and drank Miller Lite for hours and then wandered the course like a nomadic aborigine, getting even more sunburned. Damnit. Followed Phil Mickelson like a psycho ex-girlfriend from the 14th to the 18th hole. As we passed the tent, we went back in and refilled our beer bucket. We were standing on the 18th green when the guy next to us jumped into the pond after Phil won the tourney. As we helped him out of the pond, we gave him a beer cause that was the coolest thing we saw all day. Went back to the tent and drank until they made us leave. Don't remember leaving the Colonial at all. For all I know, they rolled me out on a stretcher. I do know that we then went to Joe T's and shoved our faces full of the best Mexican food around. We left there at 11 pm, but it felt like 4 am. Somehow made it back to the house and then went to Toadies and drank till we had to call a cab cause we couldn't even walk. I woke up on Monday at 11 am, took a 13 minute piss, and then went back to bed until 2 pm. I woke up looking like the deer that got hit from the picture above and plopped my ass on the couch and watched Sportcenter and Baseball Tonight reruns to catch up on my fantasy baseball team. I stayed awake for about an hour then took a 2 hour nap. I woke up to my large intestines groaning in pain. I quickly realized that drinking beer all day and then eating Mexican food was not the best decision I could have made.
All in all, a great weekend. Just no more beer+Mexican food. I am still feeling the ill effects of combining such volatile substances.