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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
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> > > A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas,
> > > TX,
> where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. Among
> the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store
> operates.
> > >
> > > There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes of the men
> increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a
> catch.... As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man
> from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down
> except to exit the building.
> > >
> > > So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a
> > > husband...... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor
> > > 1 - These men have jobs.
> > >
> > > The second floor sign reads:
> > > Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
> > >
> > > The third floor sign reads:
> > > Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
> looking.! "Wow," she
> > > thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> > >
> > > She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
> > >
> > > Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good
> > > looking and
> help with the housework.
> > >
> > > "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
> > >
> > > Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> > >
> > > Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous,
> > > help
> with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> > >
> > > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
> > > sign
> reads:
> > > Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no
> > > men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
> women are impossible to please.
> > >
> > > Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store
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