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A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owned.
A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own?"
The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man, "Well, Sonny, let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown."
The young man shot back quickly, "Oh yeah, I know what you mean. I used to own a Ford truck too!" :taunt:
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:point: :point: :point: :point:
fords tisk tisk :flipoff:
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Gotta love the ford jokes. :laugh:
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:lol: :lol: its almost to easy to pick on those P.O.Ss, good one!
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Wow that was pretty funny even though my truck is down at the moment :sad:
