What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after three hoes.

hahaha.... gf loved that

I don't understand the big Tiger Woods fuss...all he was doing was trying to have 18 hoes.

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Originally Posted by pl4yboy

Santa stops after three hoes.

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Wow Justin. I am glad you are just now getting to these jokes. Welcome to 2 weeks ago. :thanks:

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Originally Posted by txarkitekt

Wow Justin. I am glad you are just now getting to these jokes. Welcome to 2 weeks ago. :thanks:

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#14 just popped up. Speaking of 14... hows your girlfriend?

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Originally Posted by pl4yboy

...hows your girlfriend?

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Your mom is doing great! She wakes me up with a smile and cooks me breakfast EVERY morning. :thanks:

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Originally Posted by txarkitekt

Your mom is doing great! She wakes me up with a smile and cooks me breakfast EVERY morning. :thanks:

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How's the herpes?

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Originally Posted by pl4yboy

How's the herpes?

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In remission. I got that cured a while back after your HS girlfriend gave them to me. :spit:

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Originally Posted by txarkitekt

In remission. I got that cured a while back after your HS girlfriend gave them to me. :spit:

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Hey, what can I say? When i was done with her she was hungry for more?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa isn't the athlete of the decade.