Swamp donkey

any body ever dated a swamp donkey?

How ugly does a chick have to be to be considered a swamp donkey.

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Originally Posted by zeake

any body ever dated a swamp donkey?

How ugly does a chick have to be to be considered a swamp donkey.

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Never even heard of one....lol

No swamp donkey.
I have gone hoggen.

They are beyond coyote ugly, for one to be a swamp donkey they have to be equipped with the following distinctions: Lazy eye, missing a front tooth both top and bottom, a mole on the tip of the nose, a female mullet, non-symmetrical boobs usually one larger and lower than the other, massive camel toe and bowlegged. Rough I know but know this, they sure are grateful.

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Originally Posted by sleeper1500

They are beyond coyote ugly, for one to be a swamp donkey they have to be equipped with the following distinctions: Lazy eye, missing a front tooth both top and bottom, a mole on the tip of the nose, a female mullet, non-symmetrical boobs usually one larger and lower than the other, massive camel toe and bowlegged. Rough I know but know this, they sure are grateful.

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Sounds like your a swamp donkey expert

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Originally Posted by WARLOCK

Sounds like your a swamp donkey expert

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Spent alot of time with G's mom

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Originally Posted by sleeper1500

Spent alot of time with G's mom

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Dont forget about tylers

No she is no swamp donkey

so where would a brown bag special fit into all of this? im assuming its better than a swamp monkey? lol

Wow... I guess my town has it all wrong then. Chick in my town earned the nick name swamp donkey by having sexual relations on a mud rid in the middle of a swamp in the mud... She wasnt a pagent queen but she wasnt what has been described.