quotes i thought you guys and gals might like
"This car was why the cavemen invented the wheel."
Too often, We lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone
annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only take 4
muscles to extend your arm and b!#ch-slap that Mother@#?!&! upside the head!!
Apparently if the transmission leaks red stuff all over the ground it does not
make the truck go faster.
"If you spray the car next to you with it. It still doesn't make you go faster"
- Yates
A lot of $$$...
The expression on a vette owners face when he gets beat by a 5000 lb truck:
Priceless and worth every penny!
wd launches are as much fun as drunk sex with 2 hot chicks you never have to
see again.
I have probably spent close to the most on here, I guess that makes me the
biggest idiot
Owning a GTO is like marrying a stripper. You know it's wrong and it's going
to end badly, but the sex is so hot you can't help yourself.
Patience is time, time is money. Thanks to this truck I ain't got much of
either.
if it doesnt scare women and make children cry it isnt worth driving
If it's fast, loud and runs on a flammable liquid......count me in
lol i havent been playing any music or anything... havnt said a word.. like
rodney carrington says... "shhhh! quiet! theres some tits!"
and last but least the blue oval one...
Stay away from ford! It's like havin a hot girl with a loose vagina, your the
man out in public, but at the end of the night your just left feeling empty,
and unsatisfied. IMO
just thought y'all would like these
-Justin
