Raise your hand if you love stupid drivers

I was leaving school wednesday and see a girl in a new explorer try passing the roughly 20 cars in the driveway waiting to turn out onto the 5 lane road. I was third from the road, and when a car came pulling in the driveway, for some reason she thought she could squeeze in front of me. It didn't hardly leave a mark on the bumper of my FS Blazer, but looked to smash in both doors on her passenger side pretty good. She got out of there in reverse as fast as she could, and I just drove away laughing. I understand if a girl backs into me in a parking lot or something, but what this girl did was just stupid... she didn't stand a chance of making it to the road, and even if she did she would just block up everything. Just lucky she didnt nail someone head on or something.

If I was smart, I would have went back and collected on a new front bumper, but I had to get to work.:doofus:

So lemme get this strait, Yall were blocking her in a driveway, and she tried to squeeze in, and you pinched her off? Hard to understand what you meant. But I know every time I see a person not use their blinker I want to shoot them in the face with a shotgun and tell the kin that they died because the were lazy effers. Also love it when people are in such a hurry in town and fly by in a 35mph zone going 50 and then i roll right up next to them at the red light. People are retarded. Dont get me started on women and driving while on the phone... :mad:

funny how people do or dont use their heads

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Originally Posted by vff_jeff

So lemme get this strait, Yall were blocking her in a driveway, and she tried to squeeze in, and you pinched her off? Hard to understand what you meant. But I know every time I see a person not use their blinker I want to shoot them in the face with a shotgun and tell the kin that they died because the were lazy effers. Also love it when people are in such a hurry in town and fly by in a 35mph zone going 50 and then i roll right up next to them at the red light. People are retarded. Dont get me started on women and driving while on the phone... :mad:

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Originally Posted by vff_jeff

So lemme get this strait

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Rather than waiting in line to leave, she figured she could just fly around everyone by using the left lane, but there's always steady traffic pulling in at the same time. I was sitting still and when a car pulled in going the opposite way of her, she tried stuffing the brakes and diving over in front of me when there was only like a 6 foot space. She was probably going about 15 mph when she made contact. She couldn't go off to the left in the grass because the snowbank is all 4 feet deep and iced over on both sides of the driveway.:cowl:

Oh, so she passed in the chickin lane, or oncoming lane and didnt make it in time... Serves her right, too bad you got hit too.

Yeah, I sorta wish she would have got it worse but whatever. Like I said though, I didn't even have to check, I knew it didn't even put a mark on mine. I spent the previous weekend pulling out the bumper in the same spot from a guardrail that leaped out in front of me...

Damn kamikaze guardrails! They always seem to jump out in front of you in the most inopportune times!