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Old 03-19-2009, 12:57 AM
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Lightnings will never learn

So I am cruising up 75 to Plano to go pick up Dale's new motor and I come up to a clean looking black Lightning. Black RCSB, smoked tails, stock chrome wheels...like I said--clean truck. Well, I have my cutout open as I slowly rumble past at about 50 mph. No flashing the TC, no instigating at all. Well, he changes lanes and pulls up next to me. I WANT this race, so I was gunna manually shift to 2 so I can be ready...and as I move the gear selector down to 3, he goes...then I hit it. By 70 mph (from a 50 roll), I am already even with him, and start to walk on by. KILL ONE.

I am guessing he is mad, so he comes back up and wants to runa again. Same result--I walked him by 1.5 lengths to 110 mph. KILL TWO.

AGAIN, this fool wants to get spanked again. I haven't spanked the same hoe 3 times in a row since I visited Garrisson's mom's house. Anyway, 3rd run...same result. KILL THREE. He pulled up again and asked me about my truck...yada, yadad, yada. He was impressed that it was an N/A ECSB. +1 for the Bowtie.

And as I am doing this--it doesn't occur to me to get my phone out and video this. I pull up to him a mile or so up the road and ask him to run one more time--he said no cause he was getting off at the next exit. He exited and I stayed on 75...and no more than 50 yds up the hwy was a Dallas cop. PHEW! Close call...
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